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for Sophisticated Rebels and Savvy Individuals by British twins Sally A. Edwards & Sarah J. Edwards.


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Common

Common’s Tight Spots

Sally: The issue’s theme Improvise. So we wanted to put you in some possibly uncomfortable situations and get you to freestyle your way out. Do you ever use the expression about being in a tight spot?

Common: Yeah.

Sally: So this is Common’s Tight Spots. You’re at the door of a party and there’s a massive queue behind you, but you’re just not on the list, someone’s missed you off…

Common: [freestyling] Dude, chief, you don’t see my name on the list/It’s Common Sense from the hall of fame of hip hop /You know I get props all over I’m chilling here talking to you real clear and sober/What’s going on dude, why you trying to look hard/I know you got a little something on your shoulder because you’re a security guard/You probably had a job as a football player a while ago/But now it’s like this you’re here working this front door trying to turn brothers down/You should have known Common Sense from ‘Used To Love H.E.R’ or ‘Soul By The Pound’/If you don’t know that then you get your shit right/You probably heard me somewhere if you even you heard ‘The Light’/And you should understand I got a whole damn crew and usually my n****s come in sneaking brew/But I’ma chill for a second or two and I ain’t gonna try to dis/Hey homeboy you’d better look up and down the list.

Sally: Very good, and the next one is: You’re late for a flight and you’ve got to try and sweet talk the ladies at the check-in desk.

Common: Yo Miss/Miss how you doing? How you feeling tonight?/You gotta understand really I gotta make this flight/Yeah yeah really I want to go to Chicago/That’s where I’m from plus later on I got a show/Yo it’s like this/Yo please don’t give me hell and I’m telling you I got a show and it’s really before 12/Yeah yeah that’s my name, yeah my last name is Lynn and I’m telling you I gotta land at least by 10/Miss understand, I ain’t trying to act all dumb/Yeah I’m a rapper, but wait where d’you tell me you’re from?/Oh yeah you look beautiful like you’re mixed, maybe from Belize or something like that yeah anyway you go I believe ya/So you should believe me and understand I’m just a nice dude/And I ain’t even trying to sit up here and act with a attitude/But what happened is somebody told me the wrong airport and now I’m right here that’s what happened/ When I was late I thought that I would get here on time/I left early enough and you see Miss I ain’t even trying to talk that crazy stuff/I’m one of them brothers you ain’t heard my song call ‘The Light’/I’m one of them people that be trying to bring hip hop to its right place/Come on Miss look me in the face and understand it/I’m the man that didn’t even try to plan that it would be like this, but I’ma tell you why I need this… Argh! I got stuck!

[Continues] Haha! But Miss ain’t no disrespecting I’ve only got one or two bags to check in/No not even that I could just carry-on and understand a couple of these bags would be carry-on. Haha!”

Sarah: [Laughing] Do you know what? You forgot to say please. 

Common: Yo, yo, yo yeah! So look understand I told you Miss I think you from Belize/Oh excuse me for being disrespectful I meant to say please and thank you because I know you going to hook me up/But let before this verse pass after you hook me up/You know I got to get upgraded to first class.

Sally: You blagger.

Common: Ok, so Miss…

Sally: Has she not let you on the flight yet?

Common: So yo Miss…

Sally: You’re still talking to her? She hasn’t let you on the flight yet?

Common: No she hasn’t let me on yet. So… Look Miss alright just one bag you can tag it/And then after that we gonna keep on blagging/Cos I’ma understand that you know I’m part of this black market/And you should send me to the lounge that they call the red carpet/So I can sit up there for a second I know I ain’t got that much time to check-in/Yo I usually ain’t late, but understand the date is the 13th and that was my birthday/And I ain’t even had the worst day/It’s been a good day so can you make it much better/Oh you tell me the plane is running late because of the weather? Yeah that’s good I’ma make it.

Sally pretends to be asleep.

Common: Hey, yo I just did a whole story! That was a whole story. Look I can go on… I put her to sleep. You sleeping on my raps and starting to snore… Yo, I was busting an ill freestyle and she’s just gonna fall asleep on me.

Sally: I was being the lady on the check-in. I was acting. Did you see that? That was acting.

Common: Well, you’re acting was good, but maybe it could get better/Maybe you should go get classes from Greta Seacat… Haha!

An excerpt from Common’s cover feature in BLAG Vol.2 Nø 3

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